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1. Tone and Intent

• Original: Your writing style is quirky, introspective, and laden with subtle humor, sarcasm, and stream-of-consciousness elements.
• Potential Issues:
  • Automated translation tools might miss the humor or rephrase sentences in a way that makes them seem more literal or awkwardly formal.
  • Examples like plop and omnomnom might not be rendered with the playful vibe you intend.

2. Idiomatic Phrases

• Phrases like "Älä tuu viilaa mun ässävikaa jos itse rullaat ärrän hassusti" and "I felt cute and will delete later" may lose their nuanced meaning or colloquial charm in translation.
• Similarly, "meikän rakkaus on syvää ja ihmeellistä" may feel oddly out of place if translated too directly without capturing the satirical or heartfelt undertone.

3. Wordplay and Sound-Based Elements

• Expressions involving s/z problems, kissing vs. kicking, or ssssssss rely heavily on phonetics and might not be clear in a translation that focuses on literal meaning.
• Example: In another language, kissing vs. kicking might not have the same sound distinction or humorous effect.

4. Cultural References

• Children's programs on Saturday morning and Christmasland inhabitants hit on the head at night are highly cultural and context-specific. A direct translation may strip the reference of its familiarity or surreal tone.
• Your references to "Rally English" and "metal elementals" might be interpreted too literally or inaccurately.

5. Ellipses and Stream-of-Consciousness

• Your use of ellipses, asides, and fragmented thoughts (e.g., "And tota er... oh the development I could endure. >:Fn") may be flattened into overly structured sentences or misunderstood as incomplete ideas.

6. Specific Terms and Nuances

• "Dictated by mother figures" may come across as overly sentimental or lose their layered meaning if translated without attention to tone.
• "Iron stomachs, with elbow movements and quick grabs" might sound unnatural or confusing if translated too literally.